I used to be a size 30/30! Look at me now! I can fit through mail slots, pet doors, key holes and all sorts of places I couldn't before. And I still get to eat all the ice cream I want! Stay tuned for your chance to get on board the Mahatma diet craze!!!
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I say! Lookin' good there, fella!
what size are you now? any smaller and you could potentially share pants with my boyfriend! :OP
you mean, like at the same time?
Is this for another sermon illustration?
oh boy, public domain indeed...
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